La Jolla is so clean and rarified I feel like I'm in some kind of weird futuristic clean place where I'm some kind of dirty anomaly. And the people all look genetically engineered. And the weather is that weird cold and hot and clammy at the same time. The girlfriend of my friend who goes to UCSD spraypainted stencils all over La Jolla that said "Dirty." That's about how I feel. And they call SD "Sandy Dayglo."

And what is this, don't you hate the heat?