It's more that orange isn't his color. But you do have a point-- he is aging much better than those ex-field hockey players were when I saw a few of them at my high school reunion in May. You know that stringy, tightly wound, tired, but expensive look certain groups of women get as they age? These chicks had that look already, at 28! They looked better than him in 1992, but now it's not so clear who wins.

Wow, am I ever snarky at 1:30 in the morning.