First: I fucking love going to Giants games. I got tickets in 2001 to the Giants-Dodgers matchup for me and my dad, and the game turned out to be postponed because of 9/11. Fortunately, the rescheduling coincided with...Bonds hitting #70 and 71. Yes, I was there, 7 rows behind 3rd base for that 4.5 hour game. Amazing and yes, he is truly an amazing power-hitting machine.

Second: That is such a priceless entry. I LOVE the "Hey Payton, you're a bitch!" line, and it's just so much better thinking of a drunken Cal sorority 'ho shouting it in the bleachers whilst drunk.

Ball licking, indeed.

Thanks for making me laugh today. I needed it.

PSue