Cheese porn killed the cheese list
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gordonzolaAll this cheese porn that others find in my writing isn’t new. While cleaning out my computer, I found this post to a topica cheese discussion list serve. I saved it because I thought it was so funny. Technically, it’s spam so I’m LJ cutting it even though I think it’s hilarious. Especially the random capitalization. The Spam is posted first, then the responses.
From: "clint arthur"
To: worldcheese@topica.com
Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2002 3:06 PM
Subject: [World Cheeses] Eat Your Way To A Better Life
"Eat Your Way To a Better Life"
©2002 Clint Arthur & www.NewSexFood.com
In addition to being an expert, educator, and speaker on achieving the
Ultimate Sensual Pleasure for women and couples, I also have a very
successful gourmet food business.
In my travels in the world of gastronomia, I one day encountered a
little mozzarella cheese company outside of LA that made some stuffed
mozzarella cheese balls.
I brought home samples and asked my gourmet girlfriend to taste them.
She took one bite.
Her eyes went wide with astonishment.
She said "Oh my God, that's the best thing I've ever tasted!"
And then she immediately dropped to her knees and started giving me oral
pleasure.
The damn cheese ball was that good!
I am serious.
The experience of eating The Cheese was SO SENSUAL that it became
immediately SEXUAL.
First of all, this was a new gourmet experience for her.
She had never tasted anything like this.
Mozzarella, yes. Stuffed mozzarella, no.
And the quality!
Oh, such true Gourmet Quality.
It evoked in her an irresistible urge to give me, her provider,
pleasure.
And rightly so!
Now what does this have to do with the Sensual Lifestyle?
Prior to my involvement with The Cheese, I had been only concerned with
sensuality as it applied to lovemaking and sex.
My video and audio programs were all about increasing sexual pleasure by
enhancing sensual experience to the max.
But I hadn't realized that the power of sensuality would overflow my
life.
I hadn't correlated the impact of "non-sexual" sensuality - eating,
touching, hearing, smelling, seeing - to sex.
And more importantly, I hadn't realized the impact that using my senses
more actively would have on my everyday life.
It all comes down to this simple - and yes, simplistic idea: since I ate
The Cheese, my entire life has improved.
You see, by experiencing that new food, that new taste, that new
texture, that new gourmet experience - my whole culinary life changed.
And with it, my whole existence changed.
I have experienced a new personal power. With my self. With my lover.
With my friends. With my business associates.
But I haven't stopped at just The Cheese.
Since that awakening to the power of Sensuality, I do my best every
moment of every day to stimulate my senses.
The theory is that the more sensory experiences I have in my life, the
more actively I am living, the more alive I am.
The more alive I am, the fuller my life.
And that is the basis and goal of the entire Sensual Lifestyle: to live
every moment of life to the utmost.
Clint Arthur is the world's foremost spokesman for the Sensual
Lifestyle, and creator of New Sex Food and other products for enhancing
sensuality. For more information about the original world famous
Aphrocheeseiac, visit http://www.NewSexFood.com
Clint Arthur
www.NewSexFood.com
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Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2002 07:32:56 -0500
From: XXXXXXX@fancycheeseimporter.com
Subject: Re: [World Cheeses] Eat Your Way To A Better Life
Sorry, I have to unsubscribe. I didn't sign up to get spam.
-------------------------------------------------------
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2002 23:06:49 +0000
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: I'm closing this list
This list has been dead for a long time. Every once in a while a
new person signs up and posts, but that does little resurrect it.
I don't want to subject 250 people to more spam such as what came
through today, so... unless I hear from some one on this list who would
like to take over its stewardship I will delete it in 24 (or so) hours.
Thanks for choosing this list,
XXXXX,
List Mom
From: "clint arthur"
To: worldcheese@topica.com
Sent: Tuesday, February 05, 2002 3:06 PM
Subject: [World Cheeses] Eat Your Way To A Better Life
"Eat Your Way To a Better Life"
©2002 Clint Arthur & www.NewSexFood.com
In addition to being an expert, educator, and speaker on achieving the
Ultimate Sensual Pleasure for women and couples, I also have a very
successful gourmet food business.
In my travels in the world of gastronomia, I one day encountered a
little mozzarella cheese company outside of LA that made some stuffed
mozzarella cheese balls.
I brought home samples and asked my gourmet girlfriend to taste them.
She took one bite.
Her eyes went wide with astonishment.
She said "Oh my God, that's the best thing I've ever tasted!"
And then she immediately dropped to her knees and started giving me oral
pleasure.
The damn cheese ball was that good!
I am serious.
The experience of eating The Cheese was SO SENSUAL that it became
immediately SEXUAL.
First of all, this was a new gourmet experience for her.
She had never tasted anything like this.
Mozzarella, yes. Stuffed mozzarella, no.
And the quality!
Oh, such true Gourmet Quality.
It evoked in her an irresistible urge to give me, her provider,
pleasure.
And rightly so!
Now what does this have to do with the Sensual Lifestyle?
Prior to my involvement with The Cheese, I had been only concerned with
sensuality as it applied to lovemaking and sex.
My video and audio programs were all about increasing sexual pleasure by
enhancing sensual experience to the max.
But I hadn't realized that the power of sensuality would overflow my
life.
I hadn't correlated the impact of "non-sexual" sensuality - eating,
touching, hearing, smelling, seeing - to sex.
And more importantly, I hadn't realized the impact that using my senses
more actively would have on my everyday life.
It all comes down to this simple - and yes, simplistic idea: since I ate
The Cheese, my entire life has improved.
You see, by experiencing that new food, that new taste, that new
texture, that new gourmet experience - my whole culinary life changed.
And with it, my whole existence changed.
I have experienced a new personal power. With my self. With my lover.
With my friends. With my business associates.
But I haven't stopped at just The Cheese.
Since that awakening to the power of Sensuality, I do my best every
moment of every day to stimulate my senses.
The theory is that the more sensory experiences I have in my life, the
more actively I am living, the more alive I am.
The more alive I am, the fuller my life.
And that is the basis and goal of the entire Sensual Lifestyle: to live
every moment of life to the utmost.
Clint Arthur is the world's foremost spokesman for the Sensual
Lifestyle, and creator of New Sex Food and other products for enhancing
sensuality. For more information about the original world famous
Aphrocheeseiac, visit http://www.NewSexFood.com
Clint Arthur
www.NewSexFood.com
------------------------------------------------------
Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2002 07:32:56 -0500
From: XXXXXXX@fancycheeseimporter.com
Subject: Re: [World Cheeses] Eat Your Way To A Better Life
Sorry, I have to unsubscribe. I didn't sign up to get spam.
-------------------------------------------------------
Date: Tue, 5 Feb 2002 23:06:49 +0000
From: XXXXXXXXXX
Subject: I'm closing this list
This list has been dead for a long time. Every once in a while a
new person signs up and posts, but that does little resurrect it.
I don't want to subject 250 people to more spam such as what came
through today, so... unless I hear from some one on this list who would
like to take over its stewardship I will delete it in 24 (or so) hours.
Thanks for choosing this list,
XXXXX,
List Mom
