Now, see, even if you were deliberately butchering the Grateful Dead, it stops being funny when you think about the fact that you're gonna spend the rest of your life knowing all of the chords to _________. (insert the name of wretched Jerry Garcia "song")

Do you really want to wake up one day in the old folks home one day, and find that you can't remember the name of the nice young man who brings you your food, but you can still remember all the lyrics to "Truckin'"?