Since anarqueso is away...

Someone has to tell tales of Formaldhyde. He came up to me at work today and told me about a garage sale he stumbled upon around midnight a block off Castro.

Evidentily, someone had been bad. A man in rubber hood was chained to the staircase. A woman in full domme gear was selling off all his (their?) sex toys and fetish gear out of the garage because "that little bitch chained up over there doesn't deserve them anymore". Not only that, but when someone would enquire about handcuffs or something, she would have them make an offer and then talk them down, selling them for like half price of the initial offer.

Formaldyhde wondered if it was really a fetish thing or a very creative home invasion robbery and instant fencing operation. It seemed legit in the end, but if you see an article about "Bizarre Crime in the Castro", you read it here first.