1. I thought of you the other day when I was on the Division bus and passed a store called "The Cheese Stands Alone." I wanted to check it out but a) I was on the bus b) I have no money and c) I can't eat cheese.

2. Oh man. The weathermen. I went to school with a couple of weathermen progeney, and regularly heard my mother's spiels on the class issues of who got put away and who didn't. Awkward!