That Dolly story reminds me of this exchange in some interview with Morissey a few years ago:
Interviewer: Did you hear t.A.T.u.'s version of "How Soon Is Now?" Morissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. I don't know much about them. Interviewer: They are teenage Russian lesbians. Morissey: Well, aren't we all?
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Interviewer: Did you hear t.A.T.u.'s version of "How Soon Is Now?"
Morissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. I don't know much about them.
Interviewer: They are teenage Russian lesbians.
Morissey: Well, aren't we all?
Also, The only caption any New Yorker cartoon ever needs.