I got what looked like it was supposed to be a video message, from you, but it was just like 19 seconds of blank. I was going to call you to be like WTF (imagine that! even though I hate talking on the phone!) but I was in the car with a friend who accused me of loving you more than her, so you know how that goes. We danced to really bad synthesized 80s hits covers instead.

What did I miss? Can you resend it?

XO.