I can hardly tell you how irresistible is the urge to photoshop up some kind of wookey hole situation. Irresistible and yet also repellent.

By the by, I am totally hooked on Kitchen Nightmares now. It was a trifecta of your recommendation, getting cable installed (and therefore actually being able to see it), and my mother telling me recently that I sound exactly like Gordon Ramsay. Which is a weird thing to be told by one's mother.