You should have a reality TV show where you go to restaurants and order the cheese plate and then bust them for their inaccurate labeling. It would serve to raise public awareness about fancy cheese.

I was buying feta the other day and I couldn’t figure out which to choose and then I remembered how you mentioned one kind that comes filled with pubic hair*. Apparently, I chose well because mine was hair-free. What are your favorite fetas?

*hyperbole alert!