She turned to one of her friends, just loud enough for me to hear her as I waited for the bathroom, "Look at all these 30 year olds trying to look hip and electroclash. Gross." They took another look around and headed back towards the front door.

Too bad you were waiting to go into the bathroom. Someone should have "accidently" spilled their drink all over her hip electroclash outfit.

Or better yet, thrown a drink in her face.