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gordonzola ([personal profile] gordonzola) wrote2003-07-23 11:26 pm
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"God bless ‘Big Stinky’"

I tried to deny my nature but I gave in at the end. I had to go see the dead whale at Ocean Beach.

People forget that San Francisco is really just a big beach town sometimes. Hundreds of people gathered on Monday while City Park officials dug a huge hole and buried a 45 foot dead whale with two tractors and a backhoe. Dude, you just don’t see stuff like that everyday.

It was actually one of the most diverse and kid-friendly events I’d ever been to in SF. All of San Francisco was represented along the yellow and billowing police lines and in the dunes. Even better was that it wasn’t an "event". Certainly it was free, but what I mean is that, despite an annoying (and thankfully ignored)* hippie website trying to promote a drum-circle funeral, people just showed up. There was no ceremony or planned gathering. Willie Brown didn’t keep people waiting as the tide rolled in so he could toss a few one-liners at the carcass before it was buried.** We didn’t have to hear about the dead whale as a metaphor for the environmental destruction of the planet. There were no "Goodbye Obie" t-shirts for sale. There were no forced tears or pious spirituality

No. Just everyone with kids who could skip work and get down to the beach, did. Kids like the beach. Kids like tractors. Kids like smelly old dead whales. How could this not be fun? The Great Highway had illegally parked cars stretching a quarter mile from Lawton Street in each direction. The stench of death seemed exaggerated, but then again, the whale was mostly buried by the time I got there. Close to the burial mound, the ocean breezes kept things manageable, but it did kind of hang in at the edge of the sand dunes.

People came for many reasons I’m sure, but I think mostly because a five-ton, dead whale on the beach is cool. You can only hope to see one every decade or two in a beach town like SF if you’re lucky. I can only imagine how the deprived Midwesters must feel. I just had to make it down to Ocean Beach. Not to pay my respects to the whale, but to appreciate San Francisco and all it has to offer. The cawing of gulls, the salty sea breeze, the crunchy non-native iceplant that those annoying park people are always trying to kill, the smell of rotting cetacean: it all just felt like home.

And proudly, some SF locals sent the whale off in their own way. They tagged it. Park officials were upset. When the graffiti was discovered, National Parks Service spokesman Mike Feinstein was even quoted as saying, "It was obviously somebody who has no respect for marine mammals." But really, we all know those kids were just saying, "Hey sure, we’re a beach town, but we’re an urban beach town!". And let’s not forget that the tags were done after "biologists" skinned large parts of the whale, stole its head and flippers, and were interviewed while "knee deep in whale".

All in all, a wonderful San Francisco event.



*This use of a parenthetical ellipses is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] spoonfeeding

**If The Mayor had been there I would have suggested, "Hey Whale, you smell worse than the Biotic Baking Brigade!"

[identity profile] springheel-jack.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Whales are big.

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Professor!

;)

[identity profile] jwz.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
You need to post in advance about "events" like this -- I missed it...

knee deep in hahaa

[identity profile] lostcosmonaut.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
whoa I wonder if that will start turning up in th graffiti mags.--mza.

[identity profile] walktheplank.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad that people ignored the call for a drum circle. I saw that website on Tuesday, and nearly choked on my coffee.

Perhaps you could perform a hippie exorcism ceremony to banish all the leftover hippies...

"About the only semblance of ceremony Tuesday was provided by Steve Hawthorne, who showed up from Santa Cruz with a small drum he had borrowed from a friend. As the grave was being dug, he stood on top of a hill between the beach and the Great Highway, beating a sad dirge barely audible above the surf."
-SF Gate

[identity profile] just-a-chick-03.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
that would be neat to see
i remember seeing a video on beach where they blew up the whale, and it rained down on the crowd

[identity profile] jactitation.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, would you be suggesting we beat Steve Hawthorne and his ilk into their own version of sad and barely audible?

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
but "God Bless Big Stinky" might be end up being a more versatile slogan.

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
heck, I was late myself. I hadn't been reading the paper. I only saw it because [livejournal.com profile] atakra mocked the drum circle. They were already burying "Big Stinky" by then.

Re: knee deep in hahaa

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's be great if people started specializing in whale pieces. Or maybe just any cetacean. If it had washed up on cement you know that
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It's be great if people started specializing in whale pieces. Or maybe just any cetacean. If it had washed up on cement you know that <i. "Thrasher"</i> would have had skaters doing elevator drops off of it.

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
I remember hearing about that. Where was that? Wasn't it fairly recent?

[identity profile] just-a-chick-03.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
i think a couple of years ago
i gotta go searching
i dont remember the details
it was gross

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
We could just put out a call for a drum circle at Ocean Beach, (maybe fake-sponsored by NORML and Planet Drum?) and drive them into the sea with a fleet of rented tractors. Nothing is more annoying than drum circles.

Though to be honest, it's the neo-hippies, not the leftovers, that bug me.

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
or Gwar.

[identity profile] just-a-chick-03.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
it was so funny and soooo gross!

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
We could organize it through our Smartmob.

BTW, for more coverage of "your" mob

i think that was on the oregon coast...

[identity profile] ilipodscrill.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
the footage of onlookers with whale chunks raining on them was hilarious!

extra-deprived midwesterner

[identity profile] rzr-grl.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:38 am (UTC)(link)

Aw man!

What a fantastic photographic opportunity. Instead, I was sitting around Union Square, waiting for something interesting to happen.

It didn't.

Now I know why - all the interesting was at the beach!

[identity profile] teabee.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
wow!
*this* midwesterner is *definitely* jealous!
i would love to see something like this. specifically because of what you said: big dead whales are cool.

but here's where i'm confused: the biologists took its head!? what for? and how? where does a whale's head end and begin?

[identity profile] walktheplank.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
'SMART MOB'

..The event was initiated by a 33-year-old Minneapolis man named Chris who wouldn't give his last name.

"I'm a corporate consultant," he said.

Oh for the love of god.*

That explains so much!
_____

* Who doesn't exist.

[identity profile] walktheplank.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, the neo-hippies should be driven into the sea. With a fleet of rented tractors.*
____

* Full disclosure: CLOSET HIPPIE! (I own a pair of knee-high moccassin boots and what can only be described as "purple harem pants." Although I haven't actually worn them in over a decade...) :0

Re: i think that was on the oregon coast...

[identity profile] just-a-chick-03.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
here we go!!!
http://members.tripod.com/vw53fan/whale/dead_whale.asf

Actually....

[identity profile] queen-beeanna.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Drum circles can be interesting...if there are people who know anything about rhythm leading it...

I took a drum class and we learned all kinds of rhythms and what there original meaning was. Cubans were the only slave allowed to keep their drums, and alot of those traditional cuban rhythms are in a way protests against oppression. Santoria uses certain rhythms to talk to spirits...drums were the first form of recording history...but I guess if you are already turned off to drum circles all this may just sound like a bunch of hippy crap to you.

Heh.


We have master djembe players from Senegal and all over Africa here in the Pacific NW...so while we get the usual crowd of whities with dreads trying to express their love of humanity through free form rhythm, we also have quite a contingent of well educated and amazingly skilled drummers who are able to lead the rhythms.

If you have a cohesive group that is well versed in dialectic drumming, it is a completely different feel than a bunch of neo hippies beating on some goatskins.

IMHO.

[identity profile] goodbadgirl.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
'a five-ton, dead whale on the beach is cool.'

You know g. you're always talking about dolphins and whales and such in connection with hippies but I know a lot of hippies (both cool and hideous) and you're way more obsessed with marine life than any of them.

What are you trying to hide dude?

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I never hid the fact I like marine life. I just reject the idea that I speak to it telepathically. Dude.

Re: Actually....

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
it's true. When I say "drum circle" I mean neo-hippie drum cirtcle. Thank you for correcting my defamation of a fine instrument and musicians. However, I do think which kind of drum circles I'm talking about is clear from context here.

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
it was unclear why. the article hints at "research" and "museum" stuff. The person who was knee deep in whale was trying to find out where the head began actually.

[identity profile] goodbadgirl.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think you like marine life. I think you LOVE marine life. I think the Little Mermaid's in your porn collection, bro.

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-24 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
the Little Mermaid's in your porn collection, bro.

uh, isn't it in everyone's? uh oh.

Oh totally

[identity profile] queen-beeanna.livejournal.com 2003-07-25 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I like going to those kinds of drum circles totally glammed out in glitter and too much eye makeup, or totally gothed out.

Once, at a drum circle of this kind, my friend saw a white girl with dreads peel and chew a banana, then spit the banana back out into her hand and smear it all around in her hair.

[identity profile] rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com 2003-07-25 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
que?


ok, i'm confused, but that's more of a normative state for me these days.

no, not you

[identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com 2003-07-25 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Walktheplank is from mpls and was mocking the "minneapolis mob" in his journal. I liked your summary and thought the "if it's in Minneapolis/it's no longer hip" comment would amuse him. and that "corporate consultant" line.

Re: no, not you

[identity profile] rivetpepsquad.livejournal.com 2003-07-25 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ok, i almost sussed out the subtext!
go me!

thank you for having the patience today to explain things as if you were talking to a 3-year old....as that is about where i'm at at the moment!


/wants her mommy

[identity profile] jwz.livejournal.com 2003-07-29 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't you seen the Skulls exhibit? It's totally amazing. (Or was: I don't know if it's still there.) It would seem that they've been collecting heads of things for a long, long, long time.