seattle fucking blows syphilitic cock. you whining about hipsters in portland is nothing compared to the one-two punch of asshole rich!!! hipsters and asshole yuppies that have infested the goretex and damp city that i enjoyed BEFORE IT GOT ALL EXPENSIVE AND LAME. i am waiting for the rebound when everyone is broke and it is crazy and scary. then: grad school!

also, salem is where they make pod people.