If you want to know what Corvallis is like, go to Davis for a few moments. Enough said. I felt like I had found a magic portal of evil that would instantly take me back to Davis when I was there.

If you want to know what Salem is, go to Roseville or some other neighboring area in Sacramento. Add a few more christian pro-lifers, and you get Salem. Don't do it. I know you decided to give Sacramento a second chance (BWA HA HA HA HA!!!), and I hope you learned your lesson. :)