Crumb: Waitresses all have huge tits and asses. Host is Mr. Natural, going from table to table offering advice and dope to customers. Live band fronted by Fritz the cat. Staff are sexually inappropriate with customers. Customers are mostly drooling men, who are also sexually inappropriate with staff.
Silicon Valley: Tables are romatically privatized in gray, carpeted cubicles. Flickering fluorescent lighting. No waitstaff. Orders are placed by computer, on a cart at the side of each table. Bottled water for all. Loaded squirt guns, frisbees, and hackysacks at each table. Jimi Hendrix in surround sound.
Ooo, there are more on the horizon, but I don't have all day, you know! Feel free to improve on these.
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Date: 2003-09-22 11:07 am (UTC)Silicon Valley: Tables are romatically privatized in gray, carpeted cubicles. Flickering fluorescent lighting. No waitstaff. Orders are placed by computer, on a cart at the side of each table. Bottled water for all. Loaded squirt guns, frisbees, and hackysacks at each table. Jimi Hendrix in surround sound.
Ooo, there are more on the horizon, but I don't have all day, you know! Feel free to improve on these.