1) I grew up in Rochester, schooled in Oswego and lived in Saranac Lake. Upstate NY sucks/rules/sucks.
2) I want to work at Crumb too. I would be able to eat all I want and develop "fahn big laygs" and eventually take enough meletonin to become Angelfood McSpade. Watch out!
3)Restaurant called Government Office. You would want to go but the wait would be months and months, if you got in at all. Big donations put you at the head of the line. You'd have to wear dumpy grey suits and American-flag-color ties. Women get to wear fire-engine red polyester suits, maybe with shoulder pads. Once in, you fill out a procurement form, wait forever again and finally eat lousy warmed over chicken dinners with wilted vegetables. Some idiot comes over to recruit you for a donation to a corrupt campaign, which is mandatory to give to. When you leave, you get a cheesy certificate that says what a great American you are in a plastic faux wood frame.
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Date: 2003-09-22 08:23 pm (UTC)2) I want to work at Crumb too. I would be able to eat all I want and develop "fahn big laygs" and eventually take enough meletonin to become Angelfood McSpade. Watch out!
3)Restaurant called Government Office. You would want to go but the wait would be months and months, if you got in at all. Big donations put you at the head of the line. You'd have to wear dumpy grey suits and American-flag-color ties. Women get to wear fire-engine red polyester suits, maybe with shoulder pads. Once in, you fill out a procurement form, wait forever again and finally eat lousy warmed over chicken dinners with wilted vegetables. Some idiot comes over to recruit you for a donation to a corrupt campaign, which is mandatory to give to. When you leave, you get a cheesy certificate that says what a great American you are in a plastic faux wood frame.