I love the burglar series. I find the clean and sober ones a little dull but I think that's the point.

You should think how I feel when i go to the Safeway near my house. I get all my real food at work, but I load up on alchohol, Hostess and other crap when I go there.* I've had more than one motherly cashier give me a slight head shake and a tsk tsk.

*actually, it's very similar to the library in that way.