In a way I'm very definitely tired of that punchline, but I don't want it to die just yet. And since jaywalking is one of the official sports of my hometown, that one was pretty good.

Sidebar: I saw a hipster wearing a Zo bag while disembarking from the Caltrain bicycle car last week. I nearly cried. Not only that, but he did what most hipster bicycle commuters I see do -- put in the earbuds for his iPod, lit up a cigarette, and bicycled off with neither helmet nor awareness.