Those wacky world of X-tian entertainment.

[gordonzola]

These are recycled links for sure, but they demand more attention.

Beating children is good, the bible tells us this. But the Communists take it too far. Here in America we have the freedom to jump rope. (edited:link now fixed!) Thanks yousmell!

A holy rendition of "Baby Got Back" This takes forever to load but is sooooooo worth it. Thank you jamie_miller and substitute!

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I couldn't stop staring at the rope jumpers. My eyes hurt.

[epilady.livejournal.com]

True story - in Pocket Family land (that'd be me, chestertodd and princessrugger, NIB stands for Not In the Butt.

Oh yeah, with the red silk ribbon!


And I bet sparkle_shortz would want me to tell you all about http://www.christianpaintball.com/

Don't miss their gospel outreach group, GAGG!

No, really.

[magpiesf.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD.

ok, the jump rope one was typical christian terror.

but at least "southpaw" seems to have a sense of humor... at least, he better... we were in hysterics over that one...

and its NI_V_ with the red silk ribbon - as in new international version :)

oh man, im still laughing...

[ladycakes.livejournal.com]

waaah...it won't work for me

[freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com]

Ach, mein Gott!

[superchones.livejournal.com]

that baby got book thing has caused me a headache.
it would be so much better if it was satire. maybe.

THANK you

[chitinous.livejournal.com]

"Baby Got Book" was so...too...incredibly...
I really have nothing else to say.

[slit.livejournal.com]

That was so beautiful for that Christian Texas woman to adopt those Oriental children. *sniff*

[psoup.livejournal.com]

Spare the rod,
spoil the child.
Of course you should spank your children, but not abuse them.
Jesus H Christ, Christian contemporary music always has sucked, and what the fuck are they jumping rope for? This is, I guess, entertainment in Texas.

Baby Got Book we've seen a million times, and the girls and I memorized the beginning - so funny.
She must be one of those preacher guys' girlfriends.
She's just so, righteous!

[buckybarnes.livejournal.com]

So, lonely texas housewives cruise the orphanages for 16 year old "orientals" in satin shorts? Where's Jacqueline Susann when you need her?

[touchyphiliac.livejournal.com]

That song is a little catchy and those kids sure can jump rope, but THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. I wasn't able to view this link when you first posted it, but SHIT!!!! That woman makes me ill.