Date: 2005-02-23 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
I couldn't stop staring at the rope jumpers. My eyes hurt.

Date: 2005-02-23 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
yes, but it's the intro that's pure gold!

Date: 2005-02-23 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
I'm going to have to find my speakers one of these days. :)
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Date: 2005-02-23 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
I honestly never thought I'd see such a thing.

Date: 2005-02-23 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epilady.livejournal.com
True story - in Pocket Family land (that'd be me, [livejournal.com profile] chestertodd and [livejournal.com profile] princessrugger, NIB stands for Not In the Butt.

Oh yeah, with the red silk ribbon!


And I bet [livejournal.com profile] sparkle_shortz would want me to tell you all about http://www.christianpaintball.com/

Don't miss their gospel outreach group, GAGG!

No, really.

Date: 2005-02-23 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epilady.livejournal.com
Okay, and also:

1. Am I the only one who found it extremely disturbing that the Southpaw crew name is "Caucasian Invasion?"
2. WTF, beating children is OK, but renting them out as "oriental" minstrels in skimpy pedophile-inducing shorts is hunky-dory, as long as it's for the praisin' of the Lawrd?

And the Pope calls us homos evil ideologues. Sheesh.

Date: 2005-02-23 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epilady.livejournal.com
Oops, "is NOT OK"

Date: 2005-02-23 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
I like that he felt the need to define "southpaw". Come to think of it, it does sound a little satanic.

Date: 2005-02-23 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epilady.livejournal.com
You know "sinister" also means left-handed.

Date: 2005-02-23 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magpiesf.livejournal.com
OH. MY. GOD.

ok, the jump rope one was typical christian terror.

but at least "southpaw" seems to have a sense of humor... at least, he better... we were in hysterics over that one...

and its NI_V_ with the red silk ribbon - as in new international version :)

oh man, im still laughing...

Date: 2005-02-23 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epilady.livejournal.com
Whoops. See what a good Xian I am, eh?

Still, we were in hysterics, over here....

Date: 2005-02-23 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magpiesf.livejournal.com
heh. if nothing else, being brought up christian is good for reference purposes!

Date: 2005-02-23 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] epilady.livejournal.com
Yep, being raised Sufi, ISKON, CUT and Baha'i' makes for good short stories, but bad Judeochristian contextuality.

:)

Date: 2005-02-23 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magpiesf.livejournal.com
fortunately, i escaped the "baby got book" and musical jump-rope variants of xianity, and their general brethren, and got parents with very open minds, religiously speaking. knew what their choice was, totally cool with it not being everyone elses - and therefore no problem at all when it turned out to not be mine.

but sometimes its alarming how much of it i remember (and i mean beyond knowing that my namesake book (joel) is second only to revelations in terms of time spent prophesying doom! woo hoo!)

Date: 2005-02-23 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
I'm such a good x-tian that I had to get a Jew to explain what KJV stood for.

(King James Version, for others like me)

Date: 2005-02-23 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magpiesf.livejournal.com
you are SO going to hell.

just in case youre wondering, the "red letters" are only present in the new testament - they signify that its the big JC talkiing.

Ah-Hah!

Date: 2005-02-23 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imnotandrei.livejournal.com
So that's what it is. Darn. And here I was thinking it was praise for very old-style and illuminated bibles, like the glorious Doves Press bible, with its red book-opening caps (IIRC)

Date: 2005-02-23 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladycakes.livejournal.com
waaah...it won't work for me

Date: 2005-02-23 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladycakes.livejournal.com
the mysterious jump rope thingie

Date: 2005-02-23 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
oh, fixed it. I was fixing punctuation and lopped off something important. oops.

Date: 2005-02-23 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com
Ach, mein Gott!

Date: 2005-02-23 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
Mein Frau hast Gott!

Date: 2005-02-23 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] superchones.livejournal.com
that baby got book thing has caused me a headache.
it would be so much better if it was satire. maybe.

DJ Whiteboy says,

Date: 2005-02-23 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
hey, the "Caucasian Invasion" is coming for you!

THANK you

Date: 2005-02-23 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chitinous.livejournal.com
"Baby Got Book" was so...too...incredibly...
I really have nothing else to say.

Re: THANK you

Date: 2005-02-24 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chitinous.livejournal.com
And also, I finally watched the first one. Pirates, visions, spanking, AND rope jumping ALL IN ONE FELL SWOOP. Glory be!

Date: 2005-02-23 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slit.livejournal.com
That was so beautiful for that Christian Texas woman to adopt those Oriental children. *sniff*

Date: 2005-02-23 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
She know how to beat 'em right!

Date: 2005-02-24 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psoup.livejournal.com
Spare the rod,
spoil the child.
Of course you should spank your children, but not abuse them.
Jesus H Christ, Christian contemporary music always has sucked, and what the fuck are they jumping rope for? This is, I guess, entertainment in Texas.

Baby Got Book we've seen a million times, and the girls and I memorized the beginning - so funny.
She must be one of those preacher guys' girlfriends.
She's just so, righteous!

Date: 2005-02-25 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buckybarnes.livejournal.com
So, lonely texas housewives cruise the orphanages for 16 year old "orientals" in satin shorts? Where's Jacqueline Susann when you need her?

Date: 2005-05-29 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchyphiliac.livejournal.com
That song is a little catchy and those kids sure can jump rope, but THAT IS SO FUCKED UP. I wasn't able to view this link when you first posted it, but SHIT!!!! That woman makes me ill.

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