I no longer have standards

1. Go to Googlism http://www.googlism.com
2. Enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.
3. Pick the BEST responses, and list them.
4. Bold your favorite of the BEST

Only one hit for Gordonzola:
gordonzola is a brilliant and very naughty boy

As for Gordon, lots of obvious hits for Race car driver Jeff Gordon, most of which I deleted.

gordon is the glen master
gordon is a folk singer
gordon is yr mom
gordon is red hot
gordon is rock (Duuuuuude!)
gordon is gambling his billions
gordon is located at 30 gresse street london w1t 1qr (come on by!)
gordon is next christ in line
gordon is satan
gordon is hardly down and certainly isn't out
gordon is a highly respected member of london's inner magic circle
gordon is taking him lightly
gordon is in the dog house
gordon is queer~ gordon is queer~ gordon is queer~ gordon is queer~ gordon is queer~ gordon is queer~ gordon is queer
gordon is a whiner? all right
gordon is a luxurious sandy beachfront vacation rental on palancar beach on the island of cozumel
gordon is mobbed by autographer seekers
gordon is recognized as a pioneer in developing a model of democratic and collaborative leadership and identifying the effective communication and conflict
gordon is active in researching coastal ecosystems and in improving ghanaian awareness of the need to manage the country's freshwater ecosystems
gordon is the anti
gordon is a homo box score (????)
gordon is located up on the wapta icefields
gordon is running along on her leg of a 187 (I didn’t murder anyone, I swear!)
gordon is satan sign my dreambook
gordon is on his own
gordon is a moron (oh how that song haunts me …)
gordon is known around the world as one of the foremost telecommuting experts
gordon is an extremely intelligent dog of bold character
gordon is the aquanaut responsible for thunderbird 4 and he is known for being a joker
gordon is currently at work on a book on the "sprawl" debate
gordon is a real estate agent that is known in the community of grand island for his dedicated client service
gordon is what dot needs (Dot who?)
gordon is racing for special olympics

Carl Perkins, great grandfather of hip hop

I don’t know if I can make the argument that Carl Perkins is underrated. I mean, he sold millions of records. Even though Elvis had more success with "Blue Suede Shoes", Perkins is certainly regarded as one of the founders of modern (white) rock n roll.. But I realized while listening to my tape of "Carl Perkins 20 Golden Hits" what I love about him. For his time, he was as bad ass as any rapper.

Check it out. Carl’s catalogue contains tales of capricious police harassment and resistance:
"Dan was the bravest man that we ever saw. (at this point Dan has already pulled a straight razor and fought with cops trying to arrest him) He let us all know he wasn’t scared of the law.
Through the black cross bars he tossed a note to his date. He said, it ain’t my fault that I’m in here." "Dixie Fried"

Bravado:
"Took some honey from a tree, dressed it up and called it me. / Woke up last night half past four, 15 women knocking at my door." "Everybody’s trying to be my baby." Can’t you just see the video for this one?

Regional rivalry:
" They make bombs that can blow up the world, Dear. A country boy like me, I would agree. But if all you folks out there will remember, they made the first atomic bomb in Tennessee." "Tennessee"

The everyday threat of violence AND use of his name in the third person:
"Let me take you to the show so I can hold your hand. Oh, It ain’t that I don’t like your house, it’s just that doggone man. A double barrel behind the door it waits for Carl I know. . ." "Movie Magg"

And of course what is "Blue Suede Shoes" but a song about the importance of fashion for self-esteem and a veiled threat of violence if Carl’s style is disrespected.

Imagine if Carl Perkins became the new James Brown of sampling. Maybe Yo Yo could resurrect her career with a new version of "Right String Baby but the Wrong Yo Yo" The possibilities are endless.