Back home

Oct. 13th, 2005 09:48 am
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Back from the Northwest. Tired. Got in at 4:45 AM and construction started on the burned out house next door at 8 AM. Ouch. Expect coherency another day.

About ten miles south of Grants Pass we hit a full-grown deer while doing 65 mph. Luckily for us, it was already dead and lying in the road. A big truck was in front of us so we didn’t see it until it was too late to swerve. I can’t believe the car didn’t get fucked up but the side is covered in spattered blood and the smell was BAD, I assume from where the blood got on the engine, by the time we go back to Frisco.

Stupidly, I scheduled myself to give a tour today for a UCB class on co-ops. I just realized there are 30 people in the class and it is going to be a bit of an ordeal space-wise. Oops. Hopefully most simply won’t show for the trip across the bay. If you see me in the store today trying to herd 30 disinterested college kids, don’t heckle. I’m already on edge.

I’ll talk about the conference in a future post but I need to thank a bunch of folks: [livejournal.com profile] arispurr, thank you so much for the apartment to stay in. [livejournal.com profile] prof_southbay, thanks for everything. Come home now. [livejournal.com profile] goodbadgirl, you too.

[livejournal.com profile] dirtylibrarian, [livejournal.com profile] thisisnotanlj, [livejournal.com profile] ladycakes, [livejournal.com profile] somepoems, and [livejournal.com profile] sleepyhen, thank you for all the hospitality. [livejournal.com profile] chloesha, unbelievably the poster made it back intact. [livejournal.com profile] queen_beeanna, I loved seeing you but fuck you for making me explain the concept of "cuddle parties" to people at my conference because I was still chuckling over it days later. [livejournal.com profile] elementa thank you for showing me a part of Portland I never knew existed.

It was all too fast and I’m back full speed at work too soon.

Date: 2005-10-13 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlight.livejournal.com
Of course there are no cuddle parties in Massachusetts. Stupid puritans who don't look at each other out of fear when passing on the street!

Glad you had a good time.

Date: 2005-10-13 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
you could be the next cuddle party coordinator!

Date: 2005-10-13 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prof-southbay.livejournal.com
I was so sad to see you go. I wish you could have stayed for the football game. I'm quite the athlete as evidenced by many bruises.

I'm glad you made it home okay. Thanks again for visiting me!

Date: 2005-10-13 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
the football game would have been fun, actually. Have you gone to the Wild Rose with GBG yet?

Date: 2005-10-13 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prof-southbay.livejournal.com
Nope, not yet. There's a plan in the works, though.

Please come back to Seattle soon!

Date: 2005-10-13 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arasay.livejournal.com
Glad you're home safe, and jealous (but pleased) you got to hang with some of my most favourite people!

Date: 2005-10-13 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
We all talked about how much we miss you. Are you gonna come back for Beeanna's wedding?

Date: 2005-10-13 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arasay.livejournal.com
When she gives me a date, I can start to evaluate that question in a meaningful way.

We are wedding slackers

Date: 2005-10-14 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queen-beeanna.livejournal.com
Early April is the window in question right now. Alex & I really need to step up our game with the planning stuff.

Miss you!

Bee

D'oh! A deer!

Date: 2005-10-13 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwenzilla.livejournal.com
That is one of my very worst car fears, I am always telling Chad to watch out for the stupid roving deer whenever we go anywhere that's the least bit forested, he thinks I'm crazy. I'm glad you and the car are okay.

Re: D'oh! A deer!

Date: 2005-10-13 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
yeah, it could have been really bad.

Date: 2005-10-13 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goodbadgirl.livejournal.com
I'll be there in 18 days baby!!

Date: 2005-10-13 09:01 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-10-13 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agenthandy.livejournal.com
oh no! cuddle parties. tell me you're not one of *those* people?

Date: 2005-10-13 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
do I seem like I'd be one of *those* people? I think not. I think my mocking is clear in the original post.

Date: 2005-10-13 08:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-10-13 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agenthandy.livejournal.com
btw,

you made me LAUGH so LOUDLY i almost choked on my vanilla coke.

Date: 2005-10-13 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
oh my:

Participants were then invited to get on all fours, moo like cows, and fall over onto each other. Then the facilitators put on some soft choral music, and, finally, the cuddle was on.

Date: 2005-10-13 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agenthandy.livejournal.com
exactly.

hence my concern about *those* people.

Date: 2005-10-13 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susannochka.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


you're hurting me, G.
but welcome back! I miss you!

Moo Mothafucka

Date: 2005-10-14 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queen-beeanna.livejournal.com
*That* is what I was talking about!

Here is another gem:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23159

Date: 2005-10-13 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemon-says.livejournal.com
I read about cuddle parties a few months ago. In addition to giving me the screaming willies, I can't help but think they're woefully pathetic.

Date: 2005-10-13 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ammonoid.livejournal.com
I didn't know about cuddle parties until now. Damn you!

Its like a rave w/o music or E. *shudder*

Date: 2005-10-16 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
it's an evil meme. get it out of my head!

Date: 2005-10-13 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misquoted.livejournal.com
Ok, I've just surfed around that whole site and looked at the nerve.com article. I'm so creeped out by it, and I'm glad I'm not the only one.

HOW THE HELL IS IT NON-SEXUAL??????????????????????

I don't get it.

Date: 2005-10-13 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reveritas.livejournal.com
OMG, heidi, you're so MIDWESTERN

*strikes a California pose*

... yeah. i'm not sure i buy that either, especially since the guy who invented the cuddle party also wrote a book called: Everything I Needed to Know about Life, I Learned from Eating Pie: A Sexual Manifesto for Malekind.

Date: 2005-10-14 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misquoted.livejournal.com
AND he started the whole thing with his group of massage therapist/yoga instructor/reiki healer friends who are SUCH caregivers and SUCH helpers that they just don't take care of themselves and just need to be cuddled.

AND he spells his name REiD because the I is lowercase because he puts himself last because he's SUCH a giver.

*gag*

Date: 2005-10-14 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkle-shortz.livejournal.com
I'm going to assume he doesn't eat pie the same way Jason Biggs does?

Date: 2005-10-13 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkle-shortz.livejournal.com
so jealous of you for having a non-contact cuddle party with [livejournal.com profile] elementa

Date: 2005-10-14 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elementa.livejournal.com
non-contact?

Shh, don't tell anyone but G was getting his cuddle on with a rat terrier and a basset hound. I also hear that he's training to be a Watsu practitioner. There was also a rumor about an involvement with a little schoolboy - something to do with cookies and chocolate.

I'll never understand the life of a cheesemonger.

Date: 2005-10-14 04:13 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-10-16 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
man, that dog smelled almost as bad as my deer-splattered car. ;)

Date: 2005-10-16 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elementa.livejournal.com
Watsu for pets!

Date: 2005-10-14 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
I'm glad you weren't damaged by the deer!

Date: 2005-10-16 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
me too. scary scary.

Those scary cuddlers

Date: 2005-10-14 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jactitation.livejournal.com
Okay, REiD? Eww eww eww. He's the reincarnation of all things hippie(male)heninous. Marcie, however, clearly just needs to work through her trauma and come into her groovy self. Someone first tell her that Jewgirls look foolish with such shiksa-wannabe hair; maybe then she'll take the next step herself.

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