I don't know how I missed this

[gordonzola]

If any of you doubted the forthrightness of our customers in talking about their issues after reading dairryiere’s Anal Warts Man post, here ya go:

"What should I do about my hemorrhoids?" asked an older woman from the back of the room.

"You must use green clay powder!" Jodorowsky announced. "That's what I use." He leaned forward to better hear something being shouted at him from the front row, then added helpfully, "You can get it at Rainbow [Grocery]."

Comments

[literaticat.livejournal.com]

Wow. 7 pieces of gold, huh? Straight into the vagina? Yikes.

Rainbow is my favourite store of all... but I am glad I have never run into Giant Gaping Head Wound Guy or Anal Warts Man.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

awww thanks. I know I should post disclaimers about how most shoppers totally know how to conduct themselves in public. But where would be the fun in that?

[literaticat.livejournal.com]

well, but troubling customer stories are hilarious.

plus, any GOOD customer reading it already knows the disclaimer, and any BAD customer probably wouldn't recognize their own badness anyway.

On an unrelated note, I gorged myself on Humboldt Fog chevre yesterday, and I spent a couple minutes trying to decide if you would think it was delicious or pedestrian.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

Humboldt Fog is one of the best US handmade cheeses. I love it!

myrna!

[susannochka.livejournal.com]

love your icon...

Re: myrna!

[literaticat.livejournal.com]

thanks!

[kneidlach.livejournal.com]

Ha. Truly bizarre. I was just thinking about Anal Warts Man and Headwound dude, because I was watching the "SNL: The Best of Dana Carvey" DVD and they showed his Massive Headwound Harry sketch, which was so incredibly disgusting (the highlight being the dog that started chewing on his headwound).

[susannochka.livejournal.com]

the article is hilarious! I could use a little psychomagic, I think.

OH GOD, DID I SAY THAT? I'm finally there: I've lived in the Bay Area too long. Maybe living in Berkeley was the last straw. Will you still be my friend?

[ilipodscrill.livejournal.com]

i'm a pretty big jodorowsky fan, so despite his kookiness i was really happy when this was in the paper.