a very special day. . .

[gordonzola]

This is a couple of days early but I don't know when I'll next have computer access.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH-KATHERINE!!!!!

I wish I was spending it hanging out with you but instead I'm in hot, humid New York City waiting for it to cool off enough so I can go to sleep. Have a wonderful time celebrating. You deserve it, Little Snack Cake.

If any of you out there remember the fabulous zine "Pasty" you should add your birthday wishes in the comment section.

Comments

smooches from SK, cheesy poof!

[(Anonymous)]

Hey lambchop! Thank you so much for the shout-out on the occasion of my fabulous birthday!!! I went and got my septum pierced in honor of being offically well settled into my thirties (ahahahahahaha, but I STILL don't own a house or a car or even a blouse! woo hoo!). Then I ate a huge filet mignon steak and a great big ol' lobster tail. Sorry, vegans. But damn, that rotting dead flesh tasted GOOD.

Come home safely from icky ol' NYC, and if you see my old roommate around, tell him to give me a goddamn call sometime. I think he still works at that used bookstore...you know, the big one, near 14th, I think? Arrrrgh. I'm not even drunk, just typing like one.

Smooches, my punk rock comrade! BTW, I thought you could have been a lot tougher on the FTM trannies...everyone knows they are totally motherfucking nuts. It's the testosterone! It makes them into assholes! Look at my ex, and every other tranny jackhole I've ever dated! Fuck them! Bio boys rock!!! Yay, bio dick!!!

I think I'll just take myself to bed now. Oh, and if there's anyone out there I HAVEN'T offended with this post, well, FUCK YOU. It's my birthday and I am the princess superstar and what I say goes! Aw hell no, it's actually three hours into the next day. Well, screw it.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxox,

Sarah-Katherine
"Sir"