Can you finger fuck me like a girl? Mr. Special here on the East Coast is pretty excellent (okay, superb) by biodude standards, but oh how I long for some fingers that really know how to make a girl gyrate her hips on your digits. Like, can I please straddle a lap and have tits rub up against each other without a dick getting in the way? Also, I think that us homo ladies (okay, I"m messing around with a guy, but it was an accident!) like develop more flexable finger and wrist joints for um flexability.
I recropriacte. Wow, that is spelled wrong, but I'm here early at work and can't sign in for fear of getting fired. Haha I'm here early to do work, but instead am flirting with you.
At any rate, I know that I have been a bit absent in my e-woo, but don't give up on me! I'll return soon!
Oh dear, I"m flirting on another person's lj. Don't worry my darling lj-owner. I am so dedicated to e-stalking you! Talk to chreebomb, and she'll share the brocure about the joys of flirting with the Calamity. I'll find out where you live and put one on your pillow when your'e not home in a few days time. IN that sweet, non-creepy, non-e-stalker type of way.
XOXOXO TO YOU BOTH!
PS - FUCK THE POLICE!!!! (or um something)
PPS - Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
PPPS - Sometimes I imagine that the Wu Tang like invades my office and hands me a lisence to kick the asses of all the liberal but like not very um aware of the fact that their culture is not The Best In The World. Then we go liek to Hampton Roads (because we're all from there, yo!) and smoke some locally grown herb (where I'm from, which, mind you I grew up "upper middle class" which is really upper class" (anyway) like the millitary flys special helecopters around in "those other" neighborhoods (aka like where the other 90% oif the population lives) and like shine thewse lights down on houses that tell them if you have the tyhpe of lights you use to grow pot.) Um, my little brother grew pot in the fucking aquarium I got for my 12th birthday but did we get busted? Um no. OMG ephiphany (omg is my spelling fucked or what) this is like a great example of how application and enforcement of drug policy is class based!) (omg are my parantheses not matiching up? Does my spelling suck? I shall send you both articulate e-woo later!). Also, 1998 Missy Elliott is there (*becuase she's from HR too (serioulsy, my friend worked at this vet and when Missy's Mom came in to get her dog taken care of seh got extra special treatment because duh she gave birth to Missy)) and we like totally make out. Both of yo uare there. And it is beautiful and we are all famous and we like make a sexy video that sells lots on the internets.
PS
I recropriacte. Wow, that is spelled wrong, but I'm here early at work and can't sign in for fear of getting fired. Haha I'm here early to do work, but instead am flirting with you.
At any rate, I know that I have been a bit absent in my e-woo, but don't give up on me! I'll return soon!
Oh dear, I"m flirting on another person's lj. Don't worry my darling lj-owner. I am so dedicated to e-stalking you! Talk to chreebomb, and she'll share the brocure about the joys of flirting with the Calamity. I'll find out where you live and put one on your pillow when your'e not home in a few days time. IN that sweet, non-creepy, non-e-stalker type of way.
XOXOXO TO YOU BOTH!
PS - FUCK THE POLICE!!!! (or um something)
PPS - Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
PPPS - Sometimes I imagine that the Wu Tang like invades my office and hands me a lisence to kick the asses of all the liberal but like not very um aware of the fact that their culture is not The Best In The World. Then we go liek to Hampton Roads (because we're all from there, yo!) and smoke some locally grown herb (where I'm from, which, mind you I grew up "upper middle class" which is really upper class" (anyway) like the millitary flys special helecopters around in "those other" neighborhoods (aka like where the other 90% oif the population lives) and like shine thewse lights down on houses that tell them if you have the tyhpe of lights you use to grow pot.) Um, my little brother grew pot in the fucking aquarium I got for my 12th birthday but did we get busted? Um no. OMG ephiphany (omg is my spelling fucked or what) this is like a great example of how application and enforcement of drug policy is class based!) (omg are my parantheses not matiching up? Does my spelling suck? I shall send you both articulate e-woo later!). Also, 1998 Missy Elliott is there (*becuase she's from HR too (serioulsy, my friend worked at this vet and when Missy's Mom came in to get her dog taken care of seh got extra special treatment because duh she gave birth to Missy)) and we like totally make out. Both of yo uare there. And it is beautiful and we are all famous and we like make a sexy video that sells lots on the internets.
Wow, I'm rambling. XOXO!