gordonzola | Dear Pluto fetishists,

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Dear Pluto fetishists,

WTF? No one knocked it out of the sky. It's still there. It can still be your favorite interstellar object even if it's not a planet.

As I said in a comment elsewhere, it's like being upset that evolution is (mostly) being taught in school or that Drake's Plate is now taught to be a fraud (which was a big issue when I was in grade school). I am fully willing to let scientists in that field decide on the definition of planets and do not feel like it should be up to popular vote.

It's not like science doesn't have an agenda at times. But it's hard to find one here beyond having a reasonable definition to work with.

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omfg you know

gordonzola? it's a weird, small LJ world.

ah, we met through your journal. Thanks Chree!

Our love was meant to be.

I amy have not known them before, I know them now. We like, totally fell in e-love re the Pluto As Dwarf Planet whiners. Now I"m moving to the West Coast to stalk both of you. Like, really. I'm on my private jet right now.

I'm getting a welcome lap dance from you, right?

Can you finger fuck me like a girl? Mr. Special here on the East Coast is pretty excellent (okay, superb) by biodude standards, but oh how I long for some fingers that really know how to make a girl gyrate her hips on your digits. Like, can I please straddle a lap and have tits rub up against each other without a dick getting in the way? Also, I think that us homo ladies (okay, I"m messing around with a guy, but it was an accident!) like develop more flexable finger and wrist joints for um flexability.

I recropriacte. Wow, that is spelled wrong, but I'm here early at work and can't sign in for fear of getting fired. Haha I'm here early to do work, but instead am flirting with you.

At any rate, I know that I have been a bit absent in my e-woo, but don't give up on me! I'll return soon!

Oh dear, I"m flirting on another person's lj. Don't worry my darling lj-owner. I am so dedicated to e-stalking you! Talk to chreebomb, and she'll share the brocure about the joys of flirting with the Calamity. I'll find out where you live and put one on your pillow when your'e not home in a few days time. IN that sweet, non-creepy, non-e-stalker type of way.

XOXOXO TO YOU BOTH!

PS - FUCK THE POLICE!!!! (or um something)

PPS - Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

PPPS - Sometimes I imagine that the Wu Tang like invades my office and hands me a lisence to kick the asses of all the liberal but like not very um aware of the fact that their culture is not The Best In The World. Then we go liek to Hampton Roads (because we're all from there, yo!) and smoke some locally grown herb (where I'm from, which, mind you I grew up "upper middle class" which is really upper class" (anyway) like the millitary flys special helecopters around in "those other" neighborhoods (aka like where the other 90% oif the population lives) and like shine thewse lights down on houses that tell them if you have the tyhpe of lights you use to grow pot.) Um, my little brother grew pot in the fucking aquarium I got for my 12th birthday but did we get busted? Um no. OMG ephiphany (omg is my spelling fucked or what) this is like a great example of how application and enforcement of drug policy is class based!) (omg are my parantheses not matiching up? Does my spelling suck? I shall send you both articulate e-woo later!). Also, 1998 Missy Elliott is there (*becuase she's from HR too (serioulsy, my friend worked at this vet and when Missy's Mom came in to get her dog taken care of seh got extra special treatment because duh she gave birth to Missy)) and we like totally make out. Both of yo uare there. And it is beautiful and we are all famous and we like make a sexy video that sells lots on the internets.

Wow, I'm rambling. XOXO!

well, you know, you're gonna have to judge my fingers for yourself. Let's just say you wouldn't be my first "accident". I do have some tendonitis issues, but that's not sexy so let's not speak of it again. Plus I know it's far better to hurt myself than stop after a certain point.

I love your Wu Tang fantasy. I can't wait to see the video.

You should spend quality, sweet, non-creepy, non-e-stalker flirt time with Chree today because thurs-friday I am hardly on the internet at all. But I look forward to our furture e-relationship and the day my doors are mysteriously unlocked when I get home and all the information I need about Calamity is strewn about my room.

I'm known to break hearts, but I'm also not opposed to breaking your tendonitis-ridden wrist when I grasp your hand in my womanparts and move it like a 4d stickshift till you are an involuntary amputee. And you're dammed right it's better to please me than to avoid pain in your wrist. Like hello! I am the center of the universe!

Wow, that was sort of vivid. OMG I need coffee.

I think I"m going to recycle part of this because I am too lazy / uninspired to write something new.

you are a FUCKING NUT!

and yes to all your requests, you dirty whore. ;)

I am a dirty whore, but you could make me dirtier!

*leer*

oh, you know it baby. my fingers were made for you. ;)

Your fingers would fit in my woman parts like a glove. Oh so warm. Except that if your hands are in gloves, you can like pick up a cup of coffee, but if your hands are in my cunt, you can only make me come.

I did not intend to imply that I should take the primary action of kicking white people's asses in my office. Obviously, in the scenario described, the Wu Tang Clan deserves primary agency, and I would be usurping their declaration of agency by being the instigator of action. But I hope they'd like me kick some ass as an ally.

Hopefully they also would not mind me dressing like a really badass cowgirl for the event either.

badass cowgirl is appropriate dress for an ally. I mean, unless the POC action is lead by Indians. Then it might not be ok.

But really isn't it white people's job, if they are truly anti-racist, to kick the ass of other white people. It's just that delicate balance between kicking ass and claiming to speak for POC that is the potential problem. I say go for it.

All this talk about agency sure is sexy.

I'd just want a piece of the action becuase I have been personally annoyed with them for like ever.

I'm so not bored at work right now! I wish I had a cube and could actually sign in! xoxo!

aw, pumpkin! what a bummer. guess you'll have to busy yourself with fantasies about the bump-n-grind we're sure to do once you move to my coast to stalk me in person. ;)

I'll be at your door tonight at 11pm. Make sure you get a babysitter.

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