It's gonna be all cheese for awhile

[gordonzola]

--My writing about the ACS Conference has become unwieldy. I am going to finish and then break it up into internet-sized chunks. Look for a post a day starting Monday.

--Hey, I got quoted in the Chronicle while I was gone. I like Janet Fletcher.

--That thing I was being secretive about before I left came through. I'm getting a free trip to France to check out cheesemaking all over the country. I even get to go with one of my favorite cheese reps. It will be whirlwind and intense and awesome. I have to miss Folsmas, my favorite holiday, but that's a small price to pay. It's my first junket!

Comments

[rfd.livejournal.com]

You did not count on the fact that I'm such a good aktor that I will kill you and assume your place in order to go to France and eat cheese on someone else's Franc. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

"I didn't realize Gordon was that short."

[rfd.livejournal.com]

Listen, bucko, I can compensate for my height with AKTING. That's right, I'm that good.