Not going anywhere

[gordonzola]

You know, I was pretty sad then pissed about it, so I think I forgot to mention here that my France cheese trip got postponed til the Spring. Oh well. At least I'll see ya at Folsom. I'll be at our co-op's booth in the morning on 9/30. Come say hi.

(Holy crap! Kelly is performing!)

Comments

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

yes, but I'm sure I will put it off until the last minute again anyways. ;)

[brownstargirl.livejournal.com]

I can still teach you my really bad Torontonian fake Quebecqois. That'll make you a big hit with les frenchies.

hey, uncle Gordon, what do people do at Folsom?

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

Drink. Buy stuff. Complain about the weather. Complain how crowded it is. Try to avoid unfortunate exes. Look at hott people.* Try to avoid getting masturbated on. Look at un-hott people.* Avoid the fish-fuckers. Show off bruises/wounds/tattoos. Yell at frat boys with cameras. Give money to queer charities in exchange for spankings. Watch Kelly. Pretend you don't recognize aquaintances from high school in adult baby outfits. Complain about how expensive all the cool hurty things are. Have crowd panic. Find a fetish you really could have lived happily not knowing about. Lust after strangers.

You know, an average day in the "sexually repressed" Bay Area.**

*These are, of course, subjective.
**That's a quote from Brownstargirl.

[brownstargirl.livejournal.com]

you mean I can't get fucked really hard while looking really hot by somebody really hot?

**uh, that was a quote from Cherry! not fair, I just repeated it!

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, that too!

[brownstargirl.livejournal.com]

Uh, nice job leaving out the one part that would make me feel like the Bay wasn't sexually repressed. Way to go, unc.

[frandroid.livejournal.com]

The letter Q only appears at the beginning of that word, never at the end. In that sense, your bad Torontonian fake Québécois is dead on. :]

[kest]

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