San Francisco values

[gordonzola]

Yes to same sex marriage!
Yes to abortion on demand!
Yes to amnesty for illegal immigrants!

Thanks jtemperence! (This is a real campaign ad from Missouri's 6th Congressional District, which includes parts of Kansas City.)

Comments

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

They represent the gay insemination raves that we have every week. In order to financially support local abortionists we impregnate lesbians and have them go through the procedure. It's kinda like a CSA, but with a fetus and stirrups.

[slantedtruth.livejournal.com]

hott, sign me up!

[the-macnab.livejournal.com]

You failed to note that they bring in illegal immigrants to be the studs. That's what makes the hat trick.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

Marry the gay "illegal" immigrants so they can have US abortions using medicare!