In search of the perfect post

[gordonzola]

I’m sure others before me have speculated on the perfect LJ comment-bait entry. What would it be? I have used almost all of these, though never intentionally as comment bait. I love the idea of putting them all together in one entry. Can you add to it?

Something about LJ sucks. I was discussing this with namedrop people with_big friendslists here while walking by a very recognizable place in my city. When we were going to see a cool band after leaving the clown sex show. We also discussed the situation in Israel/Palestine. And my job sucks.

By the way, do I look cute in this picture?

Comments

[walktheplank.livejournal.com]

- if I was an incurable foot fungus my scientific name would be ______.

- i've just posted the latest EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND fan fiction...

- orlando bloom is SOOOO freakin' hot!!!!

- without my boyfriend/girlfriend, i am nothing. i can't believe that s/he cheated on me. please reassure me that i'm not really as co-dependent as you think i am.

- lol! i don' beleev in propr punctuation, either! (*grin!*)

- 'you are a bilbo baggins! women swoon at sight of your big hairy feet. please copy the following code and paste it into your web page...'

- other poeple should really work on they're spelling and their grammar! i ereally hate it when poeple misspell words!!!

- (*hugs*)

[jactitation.livejournal.com]

I was gonna just reply, "Eeeewwwwww!!!"

And then I remembered that I can't think of any fan fiction that doesn't make me go eww. I like the myth that my fictional characters are firmly attached to their network/publisher/site.

(Sorry I'm getting way off your topic, Gogo. But here: "And I think that monogamy is really just about [Bad username or site: capitalist possession @ livejournal.com].

[jactitation.livejournal.com]

Heh. Okay, "capitalist posessivism" isn't an LJ user.

[arasay.livejournal.com]

Maybe try capitalist_possessivism?

[arasay.livejournal.com]

Oh, never mind. I was going for the power of the underscore. No such luck.

[jactitation.livejournal.com]

Smartass. Actually, I did. Just fucked up the second time. But no, either way.

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

too many letters. you have to split 'em into two. capitalist possesivism

[greasyspoon.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey there!
Theres nothing wrong with a little bit of internet hugging.

{{{hugs}}} ;)

ps
and i'll readily admit that i'm codependent, i'm just digging for advice. I swear!