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Best thing to happen to workers at a Cheese Factory
Wisconsin cheese factory workers embrace Buddhism, win lottery

Cheese ad of the Year
OMG this is so bad. Laugh again for the very first time.

Most Predictable Weather Condition
The American Cheese Society Conference would be somewhere unbearably hot. I didn’t know Portland could get like that. I left town early it was so bad. Milwaukee was so awful a couple of years ago that our fridge broke in the Presidential Suite. In Louisville, the government was actually telling people not to go outside. I walked two blocks from the hotel to go to a Walgreen’s and I felt like I had swum out past the breakers. I honestly didn’t know if I could make it back. Next year: Vermont.

Most inspiring event
The benefit for friend and cheese rep Sheana Davis. It was amazing how folks put aside the petty competitiveness that can be so common in the food profession and really came through. I was in charge of organizing the cheese donations and when word got out, people were calling me making sure they could send something. Here’s a photo of the cheese workers (minus Jessie Satan) who put the five tables of cheese together.:
sheanagroup
Yes this is what cheese professionals look like. Sorry.

Best cheese
Really folks, many of you asked for this, but how does one decide on a best cheese? Ripeness, seasonality, handling, blah blah all affect the taste so that I could rave about something here and you can buy it elsewhere and it can suck. Some cheeses are fragile. But here are some of my new favorites of 2006:

-- Winnemere by Jasper Hill Dairy. The bandaged wrapped cheddar they made with Cabot won first place, but this sticky, stinky, washed-rind, bark-wrapped, ripened raw cow’s milk cheese is awesome. It’s only made seasonally, and it’s pricey, but it’s one of the best US cheeses ever made.

-- Anything by Pugs Leap Dairy. Made in traditional French styles from a couple of guys in Healdsburg who only have about three dozen goats. If you can find this, buy this. Though the goats are kidding right now, they are making a limited-time only cheese from Straus cow milk that should be available locally this week.

-Bellevaire French cheeses. Newly available in the Bay Area but only sporadically. My fave is currently the Cathare, a ripened goat cheese that looks like a moldy pancake. I also like the Couronne Lochoise which looks like a moldy glazed old fashioned. Oh man. This is the real stuff.

-Tenerone Tre Latte Basically a big format 3-milk Robiola but damn it's good. Goat, sheep and cow, mild but complex. Buttery but you taste a lot more than fat. Perfectly balanced.

--And for something not new at all, I personally rediscovered Blue de Basque last year. we have always carried it on and off, and really I wouldn’t say it’s the "best", but man I love this cheese and i just kept finding myself buying it. Basically a Basque sheep blue. If you like Ossau-Iraty, Petit Basque, Abbaye de Belloc etc. and like blue, this is the blue cheese for you. Tends to be a little salty, but those of you who know me know I love salt.

Biggest Cheese Disappointments
Fromage de Clarines used to be a bark-less faux Vacherin. Knowing that no real, raw milk Vacherins were coming in this year I ordered a bunch only to find they were are much more mass-produced and mild, more like Fromager D’affinois than Vacherin Mont D’or. They are still mighty tasty, just a shame seeing a cheese get so much less interesting.

Also the Gran Pecorino that I got bait and switched on. My sample was awesome. Nutty, sweet, sharp. Pecorino I could justify selling at $17/lb. What came was bland and boring. I returned most of it and eventually had to sell off the rest below cost.

I already wrote about the Toledo. By the way, with a hole punch they make great x-mas ornaments. Though, let’s be clear, it is not the cheese’s fault I bought too much of it.








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My Favorite Albums
Honorable Mention: Sister George – "Drag King" released a decade ago but I just got a copy again this year. Awesome early ‘90s queer punk. Hard to find but I hear [livejournal.com profile] crusherrrr has a bunch under his bed.

5. Neko Case – "Fox Confessor Brings The Flood" I burned this for [livejournal.com profile] dairryiere and found myself listening to it all the time. It sounds profound even if I don’t really know why it would be. Everything I like about country folk rock

4. The Ex – "Singles. Period. 1980-1990" Classic Ex from their Dutch anarcho-squatter punk period. Can we call it political percussion punk?

3. Veronica Lipgloss and the Evil Eyes – "The Witch’s Dagger" Awesome Rough Trade-ish queer punk from a now defunct San Francisco band. Not quite the Raincoats or Delta 5, but pretty damn good. They put on the best shows in the city until they went under.

2. Hey Willpower EP MORE! We want more! Four songs is not enough.

1. Kirb and Chris – "Niggaz and White Girls" Oh man, questionable theme aside, this is great. SF new wave hip hop. Gary Numan, The Police, The Go Gos, Talking Heads… so many songs you never wanted to hear again re-mixed and rapped over.


Best Shows

5, Wanda Jackson/Rosie Flores Great Rockabilly woman rocking bimbos 365 Club. Except for a couple of minutes of Testimony to Jesus, it was great.

4. Joan Jett at the Marin County Fair If Marin was like that all the time I never would have left.

3. ESG even though I felt sick and left early they were awesome.

2.Mutants at Cafe Du Nord The full reunion with my teen crush Sally back and singing.

1. Hellakraptor in my friends’ backyard on Labor Day. Teenage punks playing for old punks. Soooo cute

Best show for boys:
Hard Skin Skinhead shows are boys only!

Most Unintentionally Funny Moment of a Show
When The Slits brought up an audience member to dance onstage for the song "Shoplifting" and it was someone we had banned from our store for shoplifting.

Favorite Books in no ranked order

Indecent by Sarah Katherine Lewis
OK OK. I’ve known SK since the zine days, of course I’m gonna list her book. But seriously, it’s refreshing that this book, among other things, looks at sex work as work. The ass on the cover is certainly helping it sell, but this could be filed under Labor Studies if we lived in a better world where most bookstores had such a section. [livejournal.com profile] aparcedia does a good review here and she’s impartial.

Jokes and the Unconscious Daphne Gottlieb and Diane Di Massa
Non-linear graphic novel about death, hospitals, sex, family and a lot more.

The Traveling Death & Resurrection Show Ariel Gore
Hold up! I actually don’t know Ariel though it seems like I might. No, I bought this at a reading and it was one of the best things I read all year. Obviously this book has religiousy bits, but what I loved was the formation and struggles of the book’s created family. It was one of those books where I got really sad that I had finished and wouldn’t know what came next for the characters.

Nerd Girl Rocks Paradise City Anne Thomas Soffee.
I hate LA hair metal. I do not like it seriously and I do not like it ironically. But I loved this book about Soffee trying to become a rock journalist in ‘80s LA. It’s good enough that I’m gonna go find her book about belly dancing even though I have even less interest in that than in bad metal. That’s how much I enjoyed this book.

Cant Stop Wont Stop Jeff Chang
Rip it Up and Start Again Simon Reynolds
I know Can’t Stop came out in 2005, but read these together. The exhaustive history of hip hop and the city and/or theme oriented origins of Post-Punk. When read together you can see the cross-pollination going on in music that is often categorized by race. Two incredibly well-done books about the untold history of the ‘80s most important musical subcultures.

Favorite Movies
I think I went to less movies this year than in any year since I was in the single digits. The only ones worth mentioning were the deeply flawed, but still fun, "V for Vendetta" and the awesome but only for the already converted "Kiki and Herb: Reloaded". More movies next year.

I will happily critique any movies you thought were good though, whether or not I've seen them.

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