gordonzola

problem is, pigeons carry *several* diseases that are transmittable to humans, making collecting them quite unsavory, even if they could be cleaned up in diet. unfortunately, it would be difficult to compete with cage-reared squab price-wise, as pigeons are impossibly easy to rear. youd have to hope the recycled tag would work in your favor :)

my friend lalalydia just suggested perhaps a pigeon vacuum mounted on ledges... hmmm...

unfortunately, while i think of destroying pigeons as an ecological responsibility, its a losing battle - theyre too adaptable, and were introduced far too long ago. the solution im looking for at this point is a time machine...