I think the #1 Cocksucker wins - it beats even the nun-raping Jesus.
I have seen some terrible tattoos:
- Plenty of the Tasmanian Devil, including one with him glaring from someone's bicep, with a word bubble that says "FAH-Q!!". Another one had Taz with "dizzy lines" around his head, and a word bubble (again) saying "Me Party Too Much!" Oh lord, these are such pathetic duds.
- A stick-n-poke forehead tatoo that says RENEGADE in shaky lettering, one inch above the eyebrows, but only about a quarter-inch high text.
- Another face tattoo of single-line outline of a pegasus all across a guy's face, done in single blue/green home job ink. It covers his forehead, both cheeks, down to his chin.
- But the worst I've seen, by far, is the guy in New Orleans who has clown makeup tattooed to his whole fucking face. Sad clown, too. Big white outlines around his eyes, sad downturned mouth, cheeks, the whole shebang. He's part of that crew of crusties who turned into clowns. Woah.
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Face tattoos are usually the worst.
Date: 2005-03-13 03:55 am (UTC)I have seen some terrible tattoos:
- Plenty of the Tasmanian Devil, including one with him glaring from someone's bicep, with a word bubble that says "FAH-Q!!". Another one had Taz with "dizzy lines" around his head, and a word bubble (again) saying "Me Party Too Much!" Oh lord, these are such pathetic duds.
- A stick-n-poke forehead tatoo that says RENEGADE in shaky lettering, one inch above the eyebrows, but only about a quarter-inch high text.
- Another face tattoo of single-line outline of a pegasus all across a guy's face, done in single blue/green home job ink. It covers his forehead, both cheeks, down to his chin.
- But the worst I've seen, by far, is the guy in New Orleans who has clown makeup tattooed to his whole fucking face. Sad clown, too. Big white outlines around his eyes, sad downturned mouth, cheeks, the whole shebang. He's part of that crew of crusties who turned into clowns. Woah.