The kids understand.

[gordonzola]

Phil the Syphilis Sore: the movie you get a cameo of the Healthy Penis too! It's only about 30 seconds long. With sound. Worksafeness really depends on your workplace. The kids understand.

Edited to add: if they are giving out more Phil squeeze toys this year, someone please get me one. I won't be able to make pride.

Comments

[usedtobeme.livejournal.com]

[felicks.livejournal.com]

You've probably been following the unfortunate "Don't be a bitch" campaign. I think it's the SFDPH right? Here's (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kneidlach/59578.html) Kneidlach's info about it.

[sparkle-shortz.livejournal.com]

That's not funny! We are one nation under godlessness! Where's my Commies Aren't Cool t-shirt??

Booty calls for all!!!

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

We are one nation, under godlessness, with government-subsidized cartoon canker dolls and booty calls for all.

Re: Booty calls for all!!!

[sparkle-shortz.livejournal.com]

It's the new millennium update of "the pursuit of happiness," I guess?

Re: Booty calls for all!!!

[susannochka.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha haaaa...
now that one I would have said in high school.

(though my favorite was always the Matt Groening version.

What the

[citizenx.livejournal.com]

Squeeze toys? I want one!

[touchyphiliac.livejournal.com]

I already have the peenie squeeze toy. I WANT PHIL.

[fluxions.livejournal.com]

Gah, Quicktime! For some reason my little computer has revolted against Quicktime and I cannot view the movies. If I try to force it, my browser crashes. So I'll just have to use my imagination.

[crosley-bendix.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's MPEG, so you might try another player. Windows Media Player can usually play these as well.

[crosley-bendix.livejournal.com]

Try downloading the file to disk by right clicking on a PC or control-clicking on a Mac. Then you can launch QuickTime outside the browser by double-clicking the file. If that doesn't work, try another player.

[arispurr.livejournal.com]

dag, i don't know whether to laugh or be really disturbed. or both. okay, so, when i was a kid, i had a special layout for all of my stuffed animals. that's what i'm imagining for you. with your phil toys - sextuplets, all - arranged happily in their places among your other dollies. (if you have this, please, please hide it by friday morning. call me high maintenance...)

otherwise, i'll keep a look out...