In search of the perfect post

[gordonzola]

I’m sure others before me have speculated on the perfect LJ comment-bait entry. What would it be? I have used almost all of these, though never intentionally as comment bait. I love the idea of putting them all together in one entry. Can you add to it?

Something about LJ sucks. I was discussing this with namedrop people with_big friendslists here while walking by a very recognizable place in my city. When we were going to see a cool band after leaving the clown sex show. We also discussed the situation in Israel/Palestine. And my job sucks.

By the way, do I look cute in this picture?

Comments

[jactitation.livejournal.com]

Wait, are you saying that the third one doesn't even know s/he's being fucked by gordonzola? Or that the third doesn't know about the other two, while the other two know the whole scoop?

Grammargirl, what's up?!!

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[anarqueso.livejournal.com]

...or both?!...