Animalicious

[gordonzola]

This photo post them is dedicated to tlacuiloliztli. I didn’t have teddy bears, but I think this comes close, at least spiritually.



This photo was taken at the SPCA office at the mall where I worked in a photo lab. It was the rat’s birthday. No one thought he would survive that long after the horrible accident. But he believed in himself. He overcame his injuries. He worked through the pain of physical therapy and the emotional pain of mourning his lost family and friends. Though suspicious, he let the humans feed him until he could feed himself. He liked cookies. He did survive. At least, until he didn’t.

Please post your anthropomorphic animal photos and tell a short little story about it. Thank you.

Comments

[tiredshaw.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry I don't have any such photos but let it be known that the photo rules, and I like Ratt unironically

this is the best i can do

[tarynhipp.livejournal.com]

this is our cat watching planet of the apes. he's a huge charleton heston fan.

[tubyred.livejournal.com]

what was the horrible accident?

Rat meat cat (unironically)

[slipkid.livejournal.com]

I like the photo essays. Go Rat Go!
Where's the dogs?

[tubyred.livejournal.com]

also, here's one that's not mine:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/fortypercent/5223.html

[ladycakes.livejournal.com]

That is possibly the cutest thing I have ever seen. My eyes are watering.

[surlymedia.livejournal.com]

i love rats<3. but i am pathologically opposed to dressing animals as one would a human child. such as chimpanzees in suits or dogs in those stupid ass fucking sweaters. it fills me with seething rage. i may call lydia my daughter, but that's the extent of it, she is never really anthropomorphized ;).

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

More pictures people. Only Taryn gets a gold star so far. (Teabee gets half for linking someone else's pics)

[smushy.livejournal.com]

does this work?



This is Bunny, the hamster. She,like lots of hamsters is very unfocused except when it comes to almonds and sunflower seeds.

She for a while had a ravenous affinity for the wayward cough drop, but has chosen to put those dark and sorded days behind her and look toward the future.

[fightingwords.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure if these qualify as anthropomorphic so much as just plain silly. java got her head stuck in a graham cracker box while looking for food in the recycling bin.

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

This is Rocky the Wonder Mutt.



He is a maladjusted terrier mix that is the size of a small cat and has the attitude of a snarly old drunk. Despite all of this, Dad manages to get him into a sweater on really cold days.

Rocky is a big fan of cheese. He has to take a wee little half-a-pill every day and Dad smooshes it into a tiny piece of cheese about the size of a pinky fingernail. Currently, I believe they are using sliced American for this task. Perhaps you can recommend a terrier-friendly cheese that would nicely complement dog food?

[tuliphead.livejournal.com]

After not only defeating the polar bear that threatened his home and his family, but also making an example to other polar bears by furnishing his home with a nice new bearskin rug, this racoon celebrates his victory with a smoke (or five) and a few swigs straight from the bottle of his favorite potable, Krauter Likor!

[rootlesscosmo.livejournal.com]

I really like the rat.


Here's a short video clip. (http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~mc2zk/judoisbetter.mpg)
(1.3 MB--a couple of minutes if you have a dialup connection.) I'm told the Chinese characters translate as follows:

Kitten: "I will hypnotize you and you will give me all your cat food!"
Cat: "You're crazy!"

[morty-baby.livejournal.com]

While it isn't exactly anthropomorphic, I have a sloth that thinks she's a dog.



Or maybe it's
the other way around.

Francis misses your company.

[tlacuiloliztli.livejournal.com]

see that big smile? that's what your picture does to my heart.

Ol' Uncle Grabass as the Easter Bunny

[freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com]

This is the first installment of "Darren getting his picture taken with men I dislike who are dressed up like mythical holiday characters." I know the man in the cheap bunny suit. He's an old drunk who used to stare at my ass in an especially unsettling manner.

There were also pictures of Darren posing with my insane former boss, (who was dressed as Santa) but they were burned in the same bonfire in which I burned all of my old business cards.

With whom will Darren be photographed next? One can only guess.

[porro.livejournal.com]

This is a dead butterfly - classic case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was on I-5 North about 80 miles south of Redding.

It was about 7pm on a summer evening in 2003. This guy was taking the long way home, enjoying the warm air, thinking about seeing his hot date after a long day at work. He simply wasn't paying attention and drifted too low, right into the path of traffic. I came barreling along in my pickup and accidentally collected him in my grill.

The dead butterfly's lover mourned for a while, then proceeded to take up with another butterfly that looked eerily similar to the one pictured here.

[susannochka.livejournal.com]

well, it's not much, but I've been so slacking on the photo posting that I thought I'd at least give ya something, so here are some photos of a kitty slut and a sloppy blurry photo of a tree with a parrot, if you can spot him...
xo!

[dirtylibrarian.livejournal.com]

This was from a Princess Party my friend throws every year. I love this picture because the rat looks just delighted to be greeting guests in her finery.

[kest]

Ok, so the cutest anthropormophic picture ever is this one:


But I didn't take it. Here's a couple of mine:

"What is that? And can I eat it?"


"Ehhhhh, what's up doc?"


"Come onnnn, walks are *fun*!"

[vertexnormal.livejournal.com]

I love the rat picture, it made my day. I don't have any cute anthropromorphic of my own to post, but I did have this one I found on the web some time back: