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This photo post them is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] tlacuiloliztli. I didn’t have teddy bears, but I think this comes close, at least spiritually.

ratbday

This photo was taken at the SPCA office at the mall where I worked in a photo lab. It was the rat’s birthday. No one thought he would survive that long after the horrible accident. But he believed in himself. He overcame his injuries. He worked through the pain of physical therapy and the emotional pain of mourning his lost family and friends. Though suspicious, he let the humans feed him until he could feed himself. He liked cookies. He did survive. At least, until he didn’t.

Please post your anthropomorphic animal photos and tell a short little story about it. Thank you.

Date: 2005-02-03 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiredshaw.livejournal.com
I'm sorry I don't have any such photos but let it be known that the photo rules, and I like Ratt unironically

this is the best i can do

Date: 2005-02-03 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tarynhipp.livejournal.com
Image

this is our cat watching planet of the apes. he's a huge charleton heston fan.

Date: 2005-02-03 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tubyred.livejournal.com
what was the horrible accident?

Date: 2005-02-03 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
The mall was by the water. High tide warnings were issued by local government offficials but the daily tasks of gathering food and chewing holes prevented him from really hearing them. Usually nothing comes of such warnings anyway.

But an unseasonal storm came through at a disaterous time for the Rat family. No one knows exactly what happened, and the rat pictured claims to have no memory of the events, but by the time everyone else had fled to higher ground Mr Rat was still unprepard for the disaster about to strike.

Perhaps he felt the pressure change in his bones. Perhaps a cold blast of wind smacked him in the face and made him realize the danger. But when he returned to his home the water was already rising and it was partially flooded. He tried to save his babies who were too small to fight the current. But this proved futile. The water rose higher and higher and only a lucky current washed him ashore unconscious and barely alive.

Sometimes, when the guilt and burden of living was especially sharp and pungent, he wished he had perished too. But some inner strength, or perhaps it was inner weakness, kept him going and allowed himself to be fed and grow stronger.

Date: 2005-02-03 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tubyred.livejournal.com
well, grow stronger he did. he's a BIG 'un!
(and totally darling)
(and i love this story)
(and i wish there would be another cheese convention in wisconsin that you would come to)

Date: 2005-02-04 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] felicks.livejournal.com
Wow G - I think you have a career ahead of you writing children's literature or furry fanfic...

Date: 2005-02-04 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayodele.livejournal.com
have you ever considered hobbit slash?

Date: 2005-02-04 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
can I get paid for it?

Nevermind, that's just sick. ;)

Rat meat cat (unironically)

Date: 2005-02-03 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slipkid.livejournal.com
I like the photo essays. Go Rat Go!
Where's the dogs?

Date: 2005-02-03 05:47 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-03 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladycakes.livejournal.com
That is possibly the cutest thing I have ever seen. My eyes are watering.

Date: 2005-02-03 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surlymedia.livejournal.com
i love rats<3. but i am pathologically opposed to dressing animals as one would a human child. such as chimpanzees in suits or dogs in those stupid ass fucking sweaters. it fills me with seething rage. i may call lydia my daughter, but that's the extent of it, she is never really anthropomorphized ;).

Date: 2005-02-03 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warsop.livejournal.com
I really like the yuppies who dress their dogs in Burberry, from the sweater to the collar to the leash. I especially liked the yuppie that I saw last week who had a Burberry teddy bear for her dog to chew on. She could feed a small African tribe for the amount of money that she spent on Burberry for her dog. I just wanted to shake her.

Date: 2005-02-03 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surlymedia.livejournal.com
yeah, those people are totally awesome. i love them.

Date: 2005-02-03 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
More pictures people. Only Taryn gets a gold star so far. (Teabee gets half for linking someone else's pics)

Date: 2005-02-04 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arasay.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that cat has it's own damn lj. Surely linking to that gets the other half point?

Date: 2005-02-03 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smushy.livejournal.com
does this work?



This is Bunny, the hamster. She,like lots of hamsters is very unfocused except when it comes to almonds and sunflower seeds.

She for a while had a ravenous affinity for the wayward cough drop, but has chosen to put those dark and sorded days behind her and look toward the future.

Date: 2005-02-04 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
beautiful!!!

Date: 2005-02-03 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fightingwords.livejournal.com
i'm not sure if these qualify as anthropomorphic so much as just plain silly. java got her head stuck in a graham cracker box while looking for food in the recycling bin.

Date: 2005-02-03 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smushy.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA!!

Awesome!

Date: 2005-02-04 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
cutest thing evar!!!

Date: 2005-02-15 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertexnormal.livejournal.com
somehow that seems to make so much better sense now..

Date: 2005-02-15 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fightingwords.livejournal.com
hee

you found gordon. i'm impressed. he's one of my favorite people, on both LJ and in real life.

Date: 2005-02-03 07:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gismonda.livejournal.com
This is Rocky the Wonder Mutt.

Image

He is a maladjusted terrier mix that is the size of a small cat and has the attitude of a snarly old drunk. Despite all of this, Dad manages to get him into a sweater on really cold days.

Rocky is a big fan of cheese. He has to take a wee little half-a-pill every day and Dad smooshes it into a tiny piece of cheese about the size of a pinky fingernail. Currently, I believe they are using sliced American for this task. Perhaps you can recommend a terrier-friendly cheese that would nicely complement dog food?

Date: 2005-02-04 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
dogs love rinds!

Date: 2005-02-03 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuliphead.livejournal.com


After not only defeating the polar bear that threatened his home and his family, but also making an example to other polar bears by furnishing his home with a nice new bearskin rug, this racoon celebrates his victory with a smoke (or five) and a few swigs straight from the bottle of his favorite potable, Krauter Likor!

Date: 2005-02-04 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
That is truly beautiful.

Date: 2005-02-03 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rootlesscosmo.livejournal.com
I really like the rat.


Here's a short video clip. (http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~mc2zk/judoisbetter.mpg)
(1.3 MB--a couple of minutes if you have a dialup connection.) I'm told the Chinese characters translate as follows:

Kitten: "I will hypnotize you and you will give me all your cat food!"
Cat: "You're crazy!"

crazy

Date: 2005-02-03 11:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-04 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
wow. incredible cat hypnosis! I'm glad I watched it earlier on my fast work internet connection.

Date: 2005-02-03 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morty-baby.livejournal.com
While it isn't exactly anthropomorphic, I have a sloth that thinks she's a dog.



Or maybe it's
the other way around.

Date: 2005-02-04 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
that's a pretty incredible beast.

Francis misses your company.

Date: 2005-02-04 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tlacuiloliztli.livejournal.com
Image
see that big smile? that's what your picture does to my heart.

Ol' Uncle Grabass as the Easter Bunny

Date: 2005-02-04 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com


This is the first installment of "Darren getting his picture taken with men I dislike who are dressed up like mythical holiday characters." I know the man in the cheap bunny suit. He's an old drunk who used to stare at my ass in an especially unsettling manner.

There were also pictures of Darren posing with my insane former boss, (who was dressed as Santa) but they were burned in the same bonfire in which I burned all of my old business cards.

With whom will Darren be photographed next? One can only guess.

Re: Ol' Uncle Grabass as the Easter Bunny

Date: 2005-02-04 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
please, please , please post more of these.

All cute animal photos, all the time!

Date: 2005-02-04 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freshwater-pr0n.livejournal.com
I found these in my glove compartment. These are wallet-sized versions of the aforementioned Evil Boss as Santa photos:

Date: 2005-02-04 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porro.livejournal.com
deadbutterfly

This is a dead butterfly - classic case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. He was on I-5 North about 80 miles south of Redding.

It was about 7pm on a summer evening in 2003. This guy was taking the long way home, enjoying the warm air, thinking about seeing his hot date after a long day at work. He simply wasn't paying attention and drifted too low, right into the path of traffic. I came barreling along in my pickup and accidentally collected him in my grill.

The dead butterfly's lover mourned for a while, then proceeded to take up with another butterfly that looked eerily similar to the one pictured here.

great one!

Date: 2005-02-04 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
oh! The pathos!

Date: 2005-02-04 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] susannochka.livejournal.com
well, it's not much, but I've been so slacking on the photo posting that I thought I'd at least give ya something, so here are some photos of a kitty slut and a sloppy blurry photo of a tree with a parrot, if you can spot him...
xo!

Date: 2005-02-04 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtylibrarian.livejournal.com
Princess Ratty

This was from a Princess Party my friend throws every year. I love this picture because the rat looks just delighted to be greeting guests in her finery.

Date: 2005-02-14 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
that is the best ever!!!!!!!!

Date: 2005-02-14 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtylibrarian.livejournal.com
Glad you like it. It is a favorite photo of mine.

Date: 2005-02-05 08:56 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kest
Ok, so the cutest anthropormophic picture ever is this one:


But I didn't take it. Here's a couple of mine:

"What is that? And can I eat it?"


"Ehhhhh, what's up doc?"


"Come onnnn, walks are *fun*!"

Date: 2005-02-15 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertexnormal.livejournal.com
I love the rat picture, it made my day. I don't have any cute anthropromorphic of my own to post, but I did have this one I found on the web some time back:

Image

Date: 2005-02-15 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gordonzola.livejournal.com
wow. that is pretty great!

Date: 2005-02-15 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fightingwords.livejournal.com
somewhere, lurking on [livejournal.com profile] wetalldid's digital camera, is a picture of me holding his french bulldog puppy baku and a pipe. making it clear that he is cale's dog, he chomped down on the pipe immediately.

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