Attention Zombies

[gordonzola]

If you're gonna zombie through an urban area don't half-ass it. Zombies do not wear messenger bags, walk with a purposeful stride, or smile and laugh. But especially the messenger bags. It's a bad look for a zombie.

(This post is 95% more serious than the one I made yesterday, for the record)

Comments

[gordonzola.livejournal.com]

it's like saying "Oh yeah my zombie schedule is really tight today. After this zombie bloodfest I have to make a zombie meeting and pick up some zombie sundries from the zombie grocery store."

[nationofsheep.livejournal.com]

And then there's that deadline for making more zombies. You'd think being undead wouldn't have such a tight schedule.

[nihilistech.livejournal.com]

Though, you know, somebody's written a song in that vain.
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains -